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  • I live with Brad. FML

    May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Im sitting next to a really hot guy and I have extreme gas. I keep blaming that I am really hungry. FML

    May 4, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • FAFSA form completing. Fml

    February 24, 2010 | 2 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
    • anonymouse 11:04 pm on March 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      filing taxes sucks tambien

    • Anonymous 12:58 am on March 31, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      shitty

  • Today, my teacher cancelled class 5 minutes AFTER it had started and after I had stayed up late writing a paper for it. FML

    February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • We lost to Purdue. FML.

    February 15, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Today I caught my GF on sexyfuckbook. FML.

    February 10, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -0

     
  • PEN15

    The person who submitted this only has brainpower to write PEN15. FTL.

    February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I spent all night at a party working these two girls, getting their numbers and setting up dates with them. Turns out they’re roommates. FML.

    February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I live with Ben. FML.

    February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -1

     
  • Today I was riding my bike to my calc 3 class while listening to my ipod. In front of sparty the Ipod fell out of my pocket and I stopped and turned around only to witness not 1 but 2 cars run it over.FML

    February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
  • The university actually listened to their students, alum, and fans. We can keep our spartan head. MLIG

    February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I am ill, but getting better.
    MLIA

    February 6, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Last night I came home and passed out head down on my desk. My room mate took a picture with his ass on me, and posted it on facebook. FML

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • I once wished upon a star. Nothing happened. MLIA

    February 5, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Definitely pregnant. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
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