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• My roommates and I threw a kegger in Akers dorm. I left at 1am to go to the hookah bar. I got a text saying cops had busted the party and I drunkenly ran back to “save” my roommate. I got an MIP with the rest of them. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +15 / -1

   

  • Anonymous 8:15 am on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Haha I was there, fuck the police.

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• I had a class with that tall redhead girl who’s on the basketball team. She’s not as tall as Allyssa, but I still could never stop wondering where she bought all her jeans. MLIA

  December 27, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +10 / -0

   

• I live on a campus where the cops give MIPs for walking home. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• Today, I sat at the rock for 8 hours to paint it for a friend’s brother who died of cancer, I woke up in the morning and someone painted over it.FML

  November 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

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  • Anonymous 1:20 pm on November 16, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    and they wrote “I wanna do hoodrat things with my friends”

• Today I got back from home and was horny so I decided to wack off to some porn around 3pm in my dorm room. Then my roommate woke up from his nap in the loft mid session. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +9 / -2

   

  • Jackson 4:33 pm on November 27, 2009 Permalink | Reply
    

    Been there, done that.

• CEM 141. FML

  November 23, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

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• I woke up to my ex sleeping with me in my bed. We broke up two years ago, because he cheated on me. I have a restraining order against him for stalking, too. FML.

  November 21, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +7 / -1

   

• I get hit on more frequently at work than i do at parties. I make sandwiches at Jimmy John’s. FML.

  November 21, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6

   

• A girl I have a crush on saved my number as “Don’t Pick Up”.FML

  November 18, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +6

   

• I spent all night at a party working these two girls, getting their numbers and setting up dates with them. Turns out they’re roommates. FML.

  February 8, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -0

   

• The # of semesters I’ve been here exceeds the # of times I’ve done laundry. FML

  November 25, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5 / -0

   

• Today, I walked in on the girl across the hall. I no longer think the caf should be all you can eat. FML

  November 16, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5

   

• I got two M.I.P.’s in two weeks, by the same cop.FML

  November 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +5

   

• Today I stepped on my scale to realize my fat roommate broke it. FML

  December 5, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -0

   

• i studied all night for an exam, fell asleep on my desk….and slept right through the exam…FML

  November 24, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment

  Score: +4 / -0