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  • Today my roommate told me, “This far into the semester, I think we should start knocking before we come into the room.” He doesn’t know any girls.FML

    January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -3

     
    • anonymouse 11:05 pm on March 18, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      is he over the rainbow?

  • Today, my mom just found out about facebook. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -3

     
  • I have had a credit card for “emergencies” for a year. My first emergency was a dozen donuts while I was high. MLIG

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -1

     
  • Today I picked up a dollar bill with shit on it. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
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  • Last night I came home and passed out head down on my desk. My room mate took a picture with his ass on me, and posted it on facebook. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • Sitting in class in CSE260. FML

    January 31, 2010 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
    • bean 10:14 pm on February 5, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      oh no, pramanik? i feel your pain

  • Today, I learned that this site sucks… MLIA

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +1 / -0

     
  • People stopped updating this site. FML

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • i think the moderator died. FOL

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • My mom does all my laundry when I’m home. MLIG

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • Why did I ever think I was smart enough to get a PhD? FML

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +2 / -0

     
  • I’m a Bears fan. Even if it’s only for one day, MLIG!

    January 25, 2010 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: -1

     
  • There are no new FMLs for me to read. FML

    December 27, 2009 | 1 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +3 / -0

     
    • brownfml 4:23 pm on January 13, 2010 Permalink | Reply

      I read brownfml. Brown is awesome.

  • I had a class with that tall redhead girl who’s on the basketball team. She’s not as tall as Allyssa, but I still could never stop wondering where she bought all her jeans. MLIA

    December 27, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +10 / -0

     
  • Today, I just learned that I have two finals at the same time tomorrow….. FML

    December 14, 2009 | 0 Comments | Post Comment
    Score: +4 / -1

     
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